true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
- Daily Tumblr Love Quotes (via thelovewhisperer)
- Keaton Henson (via katelouisepowell)